This paper presents the English-language submissions of The Counterfactuals team for the three subtasks of Task 9 at SemEval 2026. The task aims to detect multicultural online polarization, how it is expressed, and in what contexts. The task provides a high-quality annotation dataset of posts that follows a three-level schema: polarized or not (subtask 1), polarization type classification (subtask 2), and manifestation identification (subtask 3). I construct a pointwise mutual information-based lexicon that identifies highly-correlated words with the polarized class as labeled in subtask 1. Using this lexicon, I implement a large language model data augmentation technique. I then use the preprocessed datasets to finetune a BERT model (BERTweet) for each subtask. My highest performing models placed 48th out of 60, 35th out of 36, and 17th out of 24 on subtasks 1, 2, and 3 respectively. All code is available on GitHub.

The narrative composition of web-scale LLM pretraining corpora remains largely unexplored, even though narrative is a fundamental mode of human communication. We present the first fine-grained study of narrative features in Dolma, a 3-trillion-token open pretraining corpus. Drawing on narrative theory, we design a framework spanning three core narrative elements (agency, setting, and events) operationalized as 11 interpretable dimensions. After curating and hand-annotating a diverse set of 400 passages, we create an LLM-labeled dataset of 25K passages, and finally, we finetune and validate NarraBERT, two RoBERTa-based models for fine-grained narrative prediction. We apply NarraBERT to ∼13M passages, resulting in a new dataset, NarraDolma. We find that narrative structure is measurable at scale across extremely heterogeneous data and narrative qualities are unequally distributed across pretraining sources, topics, and formats in ways that current data curation practices neither measure nor account for. Our framework, dataset, and analyses provide a foundation for understanding how narrative qualities are distributed in LLM pretraining data.